Time for the worst thing a young wizard will ever experience: a school dance! This week, Dobby gets some knitwear; Ron practices his DIY skills; Parvati Patil slays; #Frangelina cuts a rug; girls rule; boys drool; and Hagrid has a *big* secret. Plus: Misandrist unicorns and wedge issues!

This week's chapters: The Yule Ball & Rita Skeeter's Scoop

Next week's chapters: The Egg and the Eye & The Second Task