This week is packed full of shambly news!  Start off with personal shambles involving spiders, then an R Kelly Update, creepy packages sent by a predator, a new plan to clean up the ocean, Michael B Jordan being awesome, Lorde's bath-time Twitter mishap, unreasonable rental rules, a necklace made out of private parts, a dead rat in a suitcase, a ninja sword attach, a giant shark, and a woman attempts to sacrifice her boyfriend.  Shamble On!