This week, we welcome back Cam Porter! We check out the trailer for “The Hawk” (we don’t like it.) Then, it’s being eager to grow old, preferred facial hair, and learning about reverse mortgages. Plus, the lawlessness of the 1980s, the shitty kickass graphics of Super NES StarFox, and the legacy of Air Jordans. We also discuss the Muppet Mount Rushmore.