Yooooo JOE!  (Apologies for the hot mess of an intro on this one. Will try to fix and resubmit when I get a chance.)

Sources:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G.I._Joe:_A_Real_American_Hero_(1985_TV_series)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sgt._Slaughter

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G.I._Joe

https://www.history.com/news/why-are-american-soldiers-called-gis

https://www.toyhalloffame.org/toys/gi-joe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcaFgT4Slyc

Sources:

Music: https://www.purple-planet.com