Get your Shamble on this week with an update on Nexivm, a movie about a monkey selfie, a kid out-drumming the Foo Fighters, a reckless bus driver, hippo poop, Anthony Bourdain's secret addiction, pooping at Tim Horton's, a text stalker who sent over 65k texts, weenie dog attacks, and find what The Rock, Smash Mouth, and Evan Rachel Wood all have in common.  Happy Monday!