Dan is out in LA! And this week he's talking to Ray Easter. Dan and Ray downloaded an app called Citizen and now they keep receiving very upsetting alerts about violent crimes happening nearby. Ray is working on a joke about going to the movies with his dad, while Dan goes off on a rant about mattress salesmen.

In the extended episode, available at patreon.com/danhajokes, Dan and Ray share a bunch of terrible stupid joke ideas with each other, which is basically what they do when they're not recording a podcast.