Welcome to Camp Virginshamin. There's a Joan Jett look-alike with crippling depression and her competition, a girl who stole the clothing off of a Virginia Slims model. One tries desperately to prove that she's into Matt Dillon and not Cynthia Nixon, the other tries to get a 40-year-old alcoholic counselor to molest her. This place makes Camp Crystal Lake look like a Sandals resort. Little Darlings: It'll make you want to sit back-to-back.