In the thirty-ninth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S07E35 of COPS. NYC police get some 'unfounded calls', officers respond to a suicide call and instead find something else, and a suspect gets a bit too affectionate with his distraught mom. We also talk about Mike's new daughter, stupid pouched coffee, and play a horrible borrowed round of "would you rather?".

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The best mullet of the week: Sgt. Dan Nicholson

The best mustache of the week: Lt. Mario de la Vega

The trashbag of the week: lawnchair wheelchair guy

BONUS: The crying mother

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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay

Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch