We bemoan the death of pure LARPing through the lens of Ledger security LARPing and SBF's, LARPing. We discuss how Vitalik once used a pure LARP to prove he was alive. Along the way, we cover the death of the Sherson and the rise of the Shersheep, we talk about Andy Kaufman, Inception, and whether it is okay to say that you've read Green Eggs and Ham.