Staying together for the kids? • (13 year Wedding Anniversary recap as follows:) from standard to convertible rental • a billion love bugs • lukewarm showers • thirsty timeshare agents • the dessert turn-up • the shock of my life — Disney! • my wife's side hustle • wrong shoes • me vs. large crowds • finally seeing Avengers: Endgame • and last but not least — the atrocity of Spirit Airlines.