It's dangerous to go the journey of life alone! Here! Take these convenient tips along to guide you on your quest! Don't convince your kids that Santa is a vending machine, always remember that "that'd" never means "that it", and don't get cocky when approaching shade with your sundial of step-count. Hold on, wait... Is that... Is that Tay Zonday?

Talking Points:

Bad Contractions

Bad Magic Sundial

Gumball Santa

All of The Purposes of Flour

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