<p>An old lady encourages her husband to rape her slave, he does, and then she is confused and angry that the slave wasn't happy about it. Abraham cooks a giant meal for God who's in his weirdest disguise to date, and then haggles the value of human life, while trying to convince God not to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah.</p>

An old lady encourages her husband to rape her slave, he does, and then she is confused and angry that the slave wasn't happy about it. Abraham cooks a giant meal for God who's in his weirdest disguise to date, and then haggles the value of human life, while trying to convince God not to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah.

Ep 4 - Abraham, The Covenant, & Carving Up Dicks

The Christian Bible: the book of stories and guidelines that shaped the western and, in a lot of ways, the whole world. And it's completely nuts. I go through the "holy" texts and retell the stories in all their crazy nonsense for the world to see just how nuts they all actually are.

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Ep 4 - Abraham, The Covenant, & Carving Up Dicks

Ep 4 - Abraham, The Covenant, & Carving Up Dicks