Time to watch the stars of Baywatch vs. the directors of Pirates 5 in the hallucinogen-fueled grudge match no one asked for. Is Orlando Bloom good at swordfighting or archery or neither?

Spoilers in this episode: None

Featured movie: Pirates of the Caribbean 6: The Sunscreen SubpoenaInspired by: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales/BaywatchDirected by: Gore VerbinskiStarring: Dwayne Johnson, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Kiera Knightly, Geoffrey Rush, Zach Efron, and David HasselhoffTagline: The curse is real, the tides are strange, and the dead men really do tell no tales…. Also, there are lifeguards.

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