Forget mindfulness apps and toxic positivity. In this episode, our sarcastic spirit guide returns with more disinfected insight—reading Chapter 6: Just Say No to Germ Circles and Chapter 7: A Small Moment of Enlightenment (In a Bathroom Stall) from My Spirit Guide Is Howie Mandel: The Surprisingly Clean Path to Mental Clarity by Chris Palmore.

This week, Spirit Howie reminds us that clarity doesn’t always arrive during meditation. Sometimes, it shows up while you’re dodging communal hand-holding—or staring at a bathroom stall door wondering if this is what inner peace actually feels like.

We explore the sacred power of opting out, the magic of boundaries, and what happens when a single square foot of solitude becomes a spiritual retreat.

Because sometimes the most enlightened thing you can do… is lock the door and breathe.

Sanitized wisdom continues. Subscribe, step away from the circle, and remember:
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