Welcome to a new episode of Dump Stats, Greensboro's #1 Dungeons & Dragons podcast!

On this episode, the gang needs to lay low and avoid suspicion after abandoning the Night Watch militia. Steven, the governor's rambunctious son, tells them to lay low in the forest while he attempts to pull some strings with the town guard. The gang heads toward the woods, but first they go shopping!

Then, the gang takes a slight detour, and a tender moment on the beach is interrupted by a group of bandits.

Will they ever make it to the perceived safety of the forest? Will Jurm ever swing his comically large sword? Will Nero do magics? Will Nathaniel learn to love again?

Find out on this episode of Dump Stats! Special guest appearance by Vertical Horizon (not really).