This Week: 

Don't Be Cruel, New Jack Swingers 

Candyland is a Diabetes Nightmare 

Moot Cupcakes Taste Pink 

The Cigarette Generation Loves Black Licorice 

The Golden Age of America: When Every Town in America Had a Gang and a Whorehouse 

The First Website Ever 

Nu-Metal Resurgence 

Whore Habitations 

Bernie, Hillary and Donald Have Tea