Good morning! It's MONDAY, MAY 18th, 2020 here on EARTH.

Good news! There's a new episode of I Think You'd Be Into It with Andrew Falkenhainer (@majorplotflaw) discussing Animal Crossing! Also, there's a new friend visiting our island. His name is FANDANGO and he's a koala with an ATTITUDE! I'd suggest staying away from him.

That's all for today! Enjoy another day in paradise as a slave to capitalism!