Advice for all of the moms out there:

If your son gets dog poo on his face. DON'T take a photo and get the story on BBC news. Poor Jakey.

Anyway in other news:

• Security guard finishes lazy artist's $1,000,000 painting
• British rugby players slag off the Superbowl
• Sir Captain Tom Moore's granddaughters taking £250,000 for management costs
• A lot of people seem to be defending Mason Greenwood, Kurt Zouma, and Ian Watkins. We read their comments.