Waterparks are awesome (1 out of 3 podcast hosts confirm this fact), but nobody's saying that they aren't without their downsides. I mean, if you manage to avoid E. coli, pavement burns, and the occasional bathing suit malfunction, there's still the off chance you might, oh I don't know, get blown off of a slide and decapitated... BUT I think we can all agree that when you compare the number of people maimed, infected, or killed with the amount of fun had by everyone else, it's kind of a wash! 

Intro/Outro - "Hopelessly Hopeless" by Evergreen Terrace