EPISODE 43: Bigfoot in the Witness Protection Program

Deep in the woods, with only the sound of crickets for company, Detective Billy Armi meets his strangest witness yet—Bigfoot. The legendary creature has finally come forward with explosive testimony about the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa… and now the feds want to hide him in plain sight.

Under the watchful eye of Detective Armi, Bigfoot is being rebranded as Mr. Fonzerelli, complete with a fake ID, a comb, and a crash course in blending into suburbia. But it's hard to stay low-profile when you're eight feet tall, smell like pine tar, and can't resist howling at the moon during neighborhood barbecues.

Part hard-boiled noir, part absurd comedy, this forest-floor interrogation goes off the rails fast—as Detective Armi tries to protect the witness, keep his coffee warm, and figure out how to file paperwork on a guy who technically doesn't exist.