In this episode, we take a hard nostalgic look at recess—the good, the bad, and the absolute shit. From four square and “the big toy” to concussions, staples, and questionable adult supervision, we break down why recess ruled… and why adults desperately need it back.

We also debut:

• A chaotic (and unnamed) nostalgia segment
• A full Uncle Chris Update involving layoffs, unions, overtime, and life choices
• The idea that recess for adults should be mandatory (with buddy benches)
• Whose Most Likely To cards 81–90
• A completely failed prank call that somehow proves a future episode idea

Plus, we plug a bonus interview with Brian Ruppert that may or may not have been buried for over a year.

It’s messy, loud, nostalgic, and way better than Episode 42. You’re welcome.