Oh, hello there my favorite peeps! It's your girl, Ellie Blake, and I am so excited to talk about something that really grinds my gears and that is…..comparing cats and dogs, bitches!!! That bullshit has gotta end.

Let me tell you, that shit needs to stop. Like seriously, have you ever seen a cat try to catch a frisbee? Yeah, I didn't think so. Don't get me wrong, I love both furry creatures equally, but why oh why do we gotta compare them? Is it because we can't handle the fact that they're both amazing in their own unique ways? Or is it just 'cause y'all need something to argue about? Let's face the facts here peeps, comparing cats and dogs is like comparing apples and oranges. They're both goddamn delicious, but they're completely different fruits! 

So if you're still skeptical after that slick dissertation feel free to listen to this episode at yo own risk people, fresh outlaw juice droppin' here. Over n out comin' at ya!

References

The Surprising Differences between Cats and Dogs

Shows and Movies

Inside A Cat’s Mind

Meet The Parents

Wild Cat

A Dog’s Purpose

Air Bud

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