In this weeks current events episode I talk a cuddle therapist who’s nipple found its way into her clients mouth, BangBros wanting to name the Miami Heats arena The BBC, a Pastafarian opening prayer, habitable planet found, a lost continent buried under Europe, a new species of electric eel, a Netflix scam, a 572 million dollar opioid judgement, a fight, a murder and a website to Submit your Confessions.