Bing joins the gang under a halo of digital glitter, a touching tribute to a fallen monitor: R.I.P. SGI 1600SW 2001-2016, origin story, fear of a family planet, retox, pony bottles, the Mentos dream, she's a DVD snapper, a professional airport grope, a 21 bagpipe salute for a fallen monitor: SGI 1600SW 2001-2016 R.I.P. buddy, TV memories, fuck a resolution, renege vs renigg, R.I.P. gyp: ????-2016, take your long-ass name home, name knowers, some resolutions, stop talking about your metaphorical dick already, Pussy Fuckers Inc.: a cautionary tale, copyright traps, an Off brand, that new Star Wars, Star Wars-Lego nexus, that new Tarantino, abs you can shred on, real actual morality, small talk, a frustrated desire to do cool stuff with science, plateau vs non-plateau, the golden era of cocaine, failed technology buy-ins, Raspberry Pi, Virtual Boy, the other $300 shoe, Wii U, Amiibos, Barrio Bros, Nintendo "canon", a Rare itch, birth of a militant atheist, silent majority industrial complex, death of an MFA dream, pre-emptive mic drop, the world's greatest particle physician, career options. Intro: The Righteous Brothers - Unchained Melody vs. SGI // Midtro: Budweiser - When You Say Bud // Outro: powmod - Mack RETURNS