Fauci is telling us how to have sex. Teachers are fired for talking about it. Gender isn't allowed to exist. And you thought quarantine was the only thing effing your love life. Between my years studying psychology and gender roles, and a few of my risqué celeb interviews sprinkled in, here's a little Sex Ed class, 2020 edition, that would have the mob in a book-burning frenzy. Take notes, and don't be late.