Samuel and God bitch about how much the Israelites don't appreciate them or their broken system and finally decide to appoint a king. Samuel finds a sexy Benjamite named Saul, who's handsome and tall. Yes this Saul has it all. As long as all you are looking for is sexiness.

Saul begins his reign as king and so far he does a pretty good job. He saved a lot of people from getting their eyes gouged out and he killed a lot of animals...