Using the Tug of War International Federation (TWIF) rules, we stage a heavyweight Tug of War with some of the most imposing athletes of all time... and Spudd Webb. Will Harry's team manage to stay under the weight limit after he picks Andre the Giant? Will Sky's team be disqualified when Lance Armstrong and Michael Phelps are banned for blood doping and fat nasty bong rips, respectively? Also: "Charles Atlas Shrugged," Sky checks his ribs.