Happy Monday! Tune in this week for horrifying personal shambles as well as...

-Drunk bear drinking margarita

-Farm auction do-gooders

-Firefiles mistaken for aliens, get shot at by couple on bath salts

-Radio Active wolves

-Panama monkies go stonage

-Trump and The Purge

-Contingency plan for Nessie

-Tasmanian Tiger Clone

Shamble On!