Today we have two young men that just wanted one thing in life, to shoot down the Japanese. George Welch and Kenneth Taylor definitely got their wish, and were even dressed up for the occasion. They're also proof that not everyone can be as good as we are at telling badass stories about real life pipe hitting motherfuckers. Sometimes people will take that story, millions of dollars, and two OK actors and make a movie so bad that even The New Guy makes fun of it. Oh well, enjoy!