Oh what! It's the first match up of the season! Hallmark's "Christmas Scavenger Hunt" takes on the fever dream that is Lifetime's "Christmas Reservations", and one network claims the inaugural win! Plus, Dory & Mel & Mel's roommate Clyde can't help but share their thoughts on random acts of Bollywood, bubble guts after 30, and the new Hallmark classic that made us cry all the tears - "Two Turtle Doves".