Chuck and Samuel are racing one another to the centre of the Earth. The (not crazy) squirrels are fixing leaks, demanding better conditions and more nuts. Chuck's accountant, Darry, is worried that the journey will cost more than the prize money, but as his former lover Mr Captain advises; when you race to the centre of the Earth, "first, you must plumb the centre of yourself..."

With Dave Waller, Richard Soames, Rhiannon Vivian, Jonathan Monkhouse, Katy Schutte & Tony Harris

This destination suggested by Arfie Mansfield.