Good morning (or good morning to me), you beautiful gems and gents! I must admit, I just woke up and I'm running behind on submitting this to my podcast editor. So, please excuse my groggy voice as I welcome you back to the one and only Fuck the Status Quo podcast! I am your infamous foul-mouthed host, Ellie Blake, and I am here to help you become the less asshole version of yourself, in hopes of reducing the population of assholes on the planet. 

Today we're talking about a topic near and dear to my heart: fucking up or most commonly known as failing. Yep, you heard me right. Failing isn't just for losers and schmucks, it's for winners like you and me too. 

Honestly, I used to be scared shitless of failing. I mean, who the hell actually enjoys it? But then I had an epiphany, a real "aha!" moment. I realized that the only real failure in life is not even trying in the first place. 

So now I'm not afraid to try new things... well, except for skydiving. I mean, come on, that shit is for masochists and thrill-seekers. I'll stick to failure in other departments, thank you very much. And to all you out there who are afraid to fail, just remember: failure is just a stepping stone on the road to success. So get your asses off your couch my friends and listen to this episode!

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