In this episode we learn a lot about Ellen. Like a lot, a lot. Some may say too much. Legal is making sure that this episode description states that Nora and Ellen do not condone going to a strangers basement to get covered in slime. Oh, and there are terrible DMs here as well. 

This week Ellen and Nora discuss some garbage dating website messages (conclusion: stay away from people who put the tongue emoji in their bio) and a story from a man who gets the most unnecessary advise from an Ophthalmologist about his weight.

The Internet is a weird place!

We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’

Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet.

The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ 
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Producer: Steve Labedz 

Music: Robert Bock 
https://www.thewelltempered.com/ 

Art: Rowan Gray 
https://www.rowangray.net/