Brian returns from his illustrious river trip!  The fellas catch up on what said trip really was.  Brian loops Colton and Zeno in on raft booze logistics, attendees on the excursion, and his murderous nature in the name of antiquated patriotism.

The guys also discuss such tantalizing topics such as legislation, state guild importance, why not to drop kick Arnie, and the spirits of the moon.  They are determined to make that a thing.

Thanks again Rob Masters for so eloquently filling in for Brian on the last episode.