Evidently wizards don't have electric lights but they do have elevators?! This week, Ron sleeps in; Mr. Weasley rides the tube; Perkins saves the day; Harry teens as hard as ever; Dumbledore is basically Perry Mason; Fudge turns purple; and Dolores Umbridge emerges menacingly from the shadows. Plus: Our namesake makes its first appearance!

This week’s chapters: The Ministry of Magic & The Hearing

Next week’s chapters: The Woes of Mrs. Weasley & Luna Lovegood