(Airdate: 4.23.25)

Good morrow, noble listeners! On this most wondrous day — Talk Like Shakespeare Day and World Book Day — we dost sprinkle thine ears with the dulcet tones of the Bard (at least occasionally). Lo! Gen Z doth proclaim their college degrees be not worth the parchment upon which they're writ. We shall examine yon modern madness: the many things into which people are most thoroughly bewitched — believing they must have them. Art thou a psychopath? Stay thy course, for we reveal the curious signs that might brand thee thus. And let us not forget: it is Would You Rather Wednesday — a day for choices most twisted! Also included: Things Thou Must Know Today, our tale of criminal folly, and the ever-foolish List of Stupidity.

To listen or not to listen — that is not a question. Press play, knave! 🎭📜