It’s our first episode of the new year! Recorded NYE and delivered fresh to you from our team of drowsy, cheese-and-champagne-stuffed editors. This week we refer to the household cats as “the dirt worst” and Feta retaliates by utilizing his noisiest toy throughout the recording. We discuss grade school teachers, resolutions, ‘“where did Jesus die?"“, improper mask technique, and starting an Onlyfans. Happy New Year, Petty Thieves!