Hilah and Jessie debate farts vs. burps and discuss when to tell someone they're being cheated on.  Ectopic heartbeat anxiety caused by Hilah's clockwork-orange-nightmare-scapes. Jessie diagnoses a listener with "pseudologia fantastica". Hilah analyzes the emotional work of having a child, and which information they should be exposed to. 

In a surprise twist it's revealed that gnomes were real! in unrelated news: Jessie is available for garden gnome work!