This matchup may not be made of rice, but it sure is a Chris P. treat! See, that's the joke Josiah, host of this ostensibly comedy podcast, COULD have made, but didn't. Josiah is joined this episode by his (possibly) old(est) friend and traveling musician and missionary, Ben Venable. They discuss who would win in a battle between Starlord and Captain Kirk, the Chris Pratt and Chris Pine versions, respectively. Come for the hunk off between the two hunkiest of space cowboys, and stay for the plethora of inside jokes that come from knowing someone for over a decade.

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