TOPICS: What if you can possibly told everyone you were on a diet? What if the magic from Harry Potter was real but only one of us got it? What if everyone got kicked out of their house when they turn 12? What if you were abducted by aliens? 

SNEAK PEEK: Roidicans Diet - Steroids and Protein, "Sensei was my dad today", "The settler of Satan", "Muggle is not a slur", "Running away from a cow naked... there's nothing more exciting", "They've never probed a Peruvian.", "We're like the next Winston Churchills!"