Alexa is back and Alexa is struggling! She can't stop injuring her hands by accidentally cutting herself with razors, knives, and by trying to use a fucking SCALE. Not to mention burning her hands at her new job. Safe to say she looks like a badass. We find that Alexa is an over packer (I think we could've guessed that). She started doing stand-up again and our girl gets emotional talking about it. She talks about her upcoming shows you can catch her at! In the news this week we learn about a cat named sparkles who is stuck in a tree for over two weeks, a cop that attended a loud house party in Florida, and Amazon workers are having to piss in bottles while delivering our packages. I bet they don't wash their hands either..

Enjoy bitches.