TOPICS: What if all your friends are famous but they haven't told you, because they don't want you to feel bad about not being famous? What if there was a prohibition on caffeine? What if your first kiss automatically made you unable to fall in love with anyone else? What if you where a tiny itty bitty boy, in a giants kitchen, who was about to eat you?

SNEAK PEEK: "Our pre-famous is musty.", "I saw my old self chasing me, you know...naked...", "Working at Starbucks is like WAY masculine now!", " You go into the kitchen to eat something and you r turkey killed itself.", "Tiny people wrestling", " Everyone wants a thicc butt, dude.", "'POISON' written on me in feces.", "You want wiggle, you don't want jiggle though."