Wow, you look great tonight. Thanks for letting me take you out to this weird restaurant for Valentine’s Day. Let me order us some Guinnesses and apps while we wait for a table to open up. I’ve heard this place has the best gumbo if you’re into that kind of thing. What do you do for a living? That’s very interesting. Me? I spend most of my days jerking it, speaking of which, can you pay for dinner? Where are you going? This isn’t what you wanted to hear? This isn’t even the right album? What does that mean

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