As fears about the coronavirus reach fever pitch, toilet paper fever is spreading like wildfever. Here's what's happening with the strange and confusing COVID-19 situation on the ground in the jungles of northern Thailand. Also, a well-timed crackdown on the ice cream bucket licking trend, the proper etiquette to observe when finding a pube in a pizza, and much, much more.

TIMELINE

2:13 Coronavirus update

24:18 Low Season

30:06 The rise of the delivery driver

36:53 Will Trump "suspend" the election?

41:03 The magic of Google Translate

45:14 Voice technology

49:50 Eating around a pube

54:34 Ice Cream Bucket Lickers

56:43 Shitting outdoors

60:00 Fidget Spinners