"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Winston Churchill

TOPICS: What if a hippie bites you, then you become a hippy? // What if cops could bite you to take you down? // What if the sound was as thick as water? // What if aliens were going to destroy the human race unless us two could convince them otherwise?

SNEAK PEAK: "He lost a hair for every life he saved." // " I could fight off your mom easy." // "Nothin better than a hippie by choice." // "That's the worst thing about getting pulled over... the sexual tension." // "Drown on your words." // "We love cows, were Hindu!" // "Bad people don't go to drive in movies!"