Hot off the wizard presses, it's a Quibbler within a Quibbler! This week, Cho should have picked Roger Davies; Rita Skeeter explains the media business; Hermione goes rogue; we realize wizards don't take art classes; Trelawney has a sherry problem; and Dumbledore makes his best hire. Plus: Seriously, is Ron Weasley even in this book?!

This week's chapters: The Beetle at Bay & Seen and Unforeseen

Next week's chapters: The Centaur and the Sneak & Snape's Worst Memory