New money-making hack: leave your children at a McDonald's while you go do...something. Follow us for more tips! While you wait to cash in, learn yourself about dad fails, angry non-euphemism beavers, dog attacks, and crazy facts. Also, don't order the hotcakes. Seriously, don't.

Join the 2DT Patreon and put a little happy in your meal.

Links you can Judo Chop! Hiya!

Man Leaves Kids at McDonald's Updates

Fatal Dog Attacks Infographic

X - Stats that Sound Fake but are True

Check out our new Linktree! Would you like fries with that?