This Week: Nathan is a hat guy... suddenly. The boys admit being too negative lately. Taco Mamacita is garbage. Justin's penis coughs gravel. Zaffre the Zebra in a Boy Band. Justin reads a paranoia poem. Nathan's brain is constipated with thoughts. Chocolate Frosted Windows. Nathan ponders life enjoying MacNeggets and MacDenald's. Burning Lady Questions. 

Dateline: Newz You Can't Uze! 

Florida Cops Can't Tell Doughnut Glaze from Meth

Batman Is Arrested in Seattle 

The Cat in the Hat Runs for President

And more!