Order of the Phoenix is really doing the MOST. This week, Harry makes his worst choice; the Marauders take the bare minimum responsibility; the twins unleash hell; Umbridge fails to drain the swamp; Hagrid pushes the "family is important" theme to its outer limits; Ron does something; and quidditch is presented in its ideal form—offscreen. Plus: Someone write a centaur spinoff, please.

This week's chapters: Career Advice & Grawp

Next week's chapters: O.W.L.s & Out of the Fire