This week we have a special guest, Drunk Tom! In addition to our one-sided Tomocracy, we talk about the Jason Voorhees of elephants, butcher the last name of a national champion (sorry Paige!), trigger Tom on Dire Wolves being "de-extincted," and share "the worst thing we've ever done while drunk" stories.

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A toast to this week's links!

Clark-Bueckers Comparison - ESPN

Elephant Rage

Right to Jail - Parks and Rec

Animal House - Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor

Bringing Dire Wolves Back to Life

Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

Inmates Challenge Ray In Prison

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